Ghetto Spelling Bee

If you are not familiar with Ebonics (AAVE-African American Vernacular English), this will probably fly over your head!

From funnies.com

- HOTEL - My Momma said that she ain' gon tell her friend Shaqueta nothing else, cause that HO TEL everthang she know.

- Honor Roll - We was playing bidwiz on the stoop the other day and man, I was HONORROLL.

- Planet - Leroy got arrested cause he got him some seed to grow weed, and he PLANET in the backyard.

- Dismay- I went for a blood test, the doctor pulled out a needle and said DISMAY hurt a little.

- Omelette - I should punch you for what you jes said but OMELETTE it go dis time.

- Stairway - Getting high is stupid. It makes you STAIRWAY into space.

- Mobile- I went to buy some food, I was short on cash, and my man said gimme one MOBILE.

- Defense - I saw this dude running from the cops, but he hopped DEFENSE and got away.

- Afro- I got so mad at my girl, AFRO a lamp at her.

- Aftermath- I don't feel like being at school today so AFTERMATH, I'm out.

- Locket - I slam the door so hard, I LOCKET.

- Domineering - My girl's birthday was yesterday, so I got her a DOMINEERING.

- Kenya- I needed money for the subway, so I axe a stranger KENYA spare some change.

- Derange- DERANGE is where da deer and da antelope play.

- Data - At my basketball game, I scored thirty points My coach say DATA boy.

- Beware - I asked the man at the unemployment office, "Is dis BEWARE I can get a job?"

- Dimension - I be tall, dark, handsome and not DIMENSION smart.

- Coatroom - The judge said, "One more outburst, you'll be thrown out de COATROOM."

- Decide - My boy fronting' like he love his girl but eribody know he got a couple of chicks on DECIDE.

- Facinate - Her dress got 10 buttons, but she so big she can't FASCINATE.