The Story of My Morning

Positive View...(Reality):

- I had the chance to be creative in what I wore today & got the opportunity to spend some extra time in my beloved home... (Since I didn't do the laundry last weekend I have next to NOTHING left to wear. So it took FOREVER to find something presentable, which ended up making me leave late. On top of that our place is a mess which is annoying in general.)

- My car informed me that she was thirsty so I took a slight detour to make her happy... (Like I wasn't late enough, I noticed that the gas light was on & the line was right on empty! So I had to take the first exit I saw to fill up because I had another 18 miles to drive before I got to work & I definitely don't want to be the bastard who ran out of gas on the highway)

- I stopped at a vintage gas station, which gave me the opportunity to meet the unique attendant inside... (The place was SO ghetto & shitty that you couldn't 'pay at the pump,' so I had to go inside & deal w/the ignorant employee who wouldn't stop yelling at a co-worker)

- After filling up I had to get back on the highway & thanks to the unique ways of that city, I was able to explore new parts of LA... (There wasn't an entrance to get back onto the highway from where I got off, so I had to drive south on the side streets (delaying me even more) through this dirty ghetto until I finally found an entrance to the highway.)

- In summary this morning was quite an adventure!... (In summary, this morning was an annoying bitch full of detours & now I'm going to have to stay later @ work = MORE traffic!)

The End... (GGGRRR!)