"Things"

Fun things I found when I Googled "Things":

ThingsMyGirlfriendandIHaveArguedAbout.com/: A website where this English guy documented a TON of fights him & his "violent psychopath" of a girlfriend have had. The entries are pretty entertaining & for the ones that aren't hilarious, they at least make me appreciate Dave even more :)

Fun Things: this site has a bunch of optical illusions. REALLY fun!

Things People Said: This site has funny Accident Reports, Excuse letters, Courtroom Quotations, Resume Quotations, etc... They're funny as hell and yet another site to go to if you need a laugh or are bored as hell at work.

A few examples:
Accused, Defending His Own Case: "Did you get a good look at my face when I took your purse?" *The defendant was found guilty and sentenced to ten years in jail.
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Lawyer: "What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?"
Witness: "Gucci sweats and Reeboks."
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Lawyer: "Doctor, did you say he was shot in the woods?"
Witness: "No, I said he was shot in the lumbar region."

Resumes:
"I have a bachelorette degree in computers."
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"Objective: To have my skills and ethics challenged on a daily basis."
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"Special skills: Thyping."